Tuesday, 15 May 2007
Tracey Emin at Le Chateau
You think its all fragrant lavender here don't you ? a life of languishing on those steamers, shuddering delicately at the first step into the pool, constant decisions, red, white or a touch of chilled sparkling 'darling' ? a dash of Angostura bitter, a splash of cognac on top of the sugar lump to accompany it maybe ? Are you following me ?
Well just to make absolutely sure you all know I lead a perfectly normal life, uneventful even, here is a picture of an unmade bed (it's there if you look carefully) very Tracey Emin, minus all the other touches which made her an overnight sensation !
You see I have a rather large influx of visitors tomorrow so its been all hands (mine) to the pump and I'm still a few beds unmade, still a few spots to hit with the duster. My last guests have managed to jam a very ancient lock which is causing me some distress, I DID tell you who they were didn't I ? jolly well ought to have done the ********
Anyway someone kindly suggested that a bikini which features on one of my (in)famous blogs was quite possibly mine and I went off and cried and had to stop myself from offering them a free holiday at Le Chateau. So if it's not your bikini then I hear you think to whom does it belong ?
Well for heavens sake it's mine, I don't HAVE to wear it do I ? and where would you have got the impression I ever had the time !