Tuesday, 8 May 2007

World Exclusive from Le Chateau

I thought I'd seen it all, but really and honestly just between you and I the guests this weekend have well and truly taken the biscuit. (Royal Duchy of course) The Gendarmerie gave the place a right thorough once over, had I have been more switched on they could have been brandishing a feather duster whilst they were peering in all manner of places. They said they were sweeping for bugs and not the variety that give you a nasty bite !

Whilst I was busy curtsying before I fell backwards into the pool sparkling in the sunshine I managed to stammer out that I was a blogger. "Would they mind terribly if I just told a few close friends that they were here" ? I sort of got the feeling that hell would freeze over first so naturally bearing in mind that guests comfort and satisfaction is of the utmost importance and my reputation at stake as that of the hostess with the mostest I have reluctantly decided to close this chapter.

"Darling" she pointed out kindly "the last thing in the world we would want is unwelcome exposure" !!

Wonder what time Max Clifford gets into his office.

14 comments:

Exmoorjane said...

Do you think 'I'm a blogger' is a wise thing to say to celebrity/royalty??? They are probably lying in bed quaking! But really the suspense is killing! Janexxxx
Please don't make us guess again..... oh alright go on then....I'll kick off with Posh and Becks (only kidding)....no, no idea, wouldn't know society if it bit me.....

Withy Brook said...

Do tell more - we REALLY need to know what it is all about!

Westerwitch/Headmistress said...

Oh go on just tell us - you know we won't tell a soul.

Withy Brook said...

Just read all the stuff about the Chateau. Sounds absolutely lovely, though perhaps a little too big for us. We are going to a house near Cahors later on, we being us + 5 of G's family and 3 grandaughters for a week, then 4 of my family and 2 grandsons for the second week. Gosh aren't we lucky? And there you are actually living there!

Pondside said...

Now you've got us all wondering! Is Royal Duchy a clue??? Is it a Royal, a wanna-be Royal, a (groan) personality? Can't wait for an answer or some really broad clues.
Life just seems so much GRANDER in France!

Un Peu Loufoque said...

Ah my dear as discreet as ever as befits the chatelaine of le chateau! Of course no one of any breeding would dare to think of exposing the identity of one's rather special visitors.

Quite right as always to draw a viel over teh proceedings so that your guests may rest in peace !

Suffolkmum said...

Just tell us, pleeeaaase .....!

countrymousie said...

I hope you are not peeking at them through that hole - and tell them those Duchy foods are stuffed with cane sugar and not beet. Tell them your friend in Suffolk isnt best pleased about that. Nor that they shoot all the pheasants up the road!! Can they put mice in the Tower - love mousie xx

Sally's Chateau said...

'They' have asked me to convey to you all that Le Chateau is a beautiful spot indeed for a discreet few days of peace and tranquility. However they depart tomorrow so this evening they will be peeking in at Sally's Chateau. They are as intrigued by you as you are by them ! If you have anything further to add then now's your chance !!

toady said...

My guess is Madam G and her polish paramour. Or M. Fartoocozy who lied about giong to Corsica. Toady

Inthemud said...

If they hadn't already split up I'd say Will & Kate!? Maybe Harry and Chelsy!

Go on tell us!! You know you want to !!

Blossomcottage said...

Tell them Blossom is dinning with the Duke and Duchess tomorrow night, oh no I feel sick again
Blossom

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