World Exclusive from Le Chateau

I thought I'd seen it all, but really and honestly just between you and I the guests this weekend have well and truly taken the biscuit. (Royal Duchy of course) The Gendarmerie gave the place a right thorough once over, had I have been more switched on they could have been brandishing a feather duster whilst they were peering in all manner of places. They said they were sweeping for bugs and not the variety that give you a nasty bite !

Whilst I was busy curtsying before I fell backwards into the pool sparkling in the sunshine I managed to stammer out that I was a blogger. "Would they mind terribly if I just told a few close friends that they were here" ? I sort of got the feeling that hell would freeze over first so naturally bearing in mind that guests comfort and satisfaction is of the utmost importance and my reputation at stake as that of the hostess with the mostest I have reluctantly decided to close this chapter.

"Darling" she pointed out kindly "the last thing in the world we would want is unwelcome exposure" !!

Wonder what time Max Clifford gets into his office.