Tracey Emin at Le Chateau
You think its all fragrant lavender here don't you ? a life of languishing on those steamers, shuddering delicately at the first step into the pool, constant decisions, red, white or a touch of chilled sparkling 'darling' ? a dash of Angostura bitter, a splash of cognac on top of the sugar lump to accompany it maybe ? Are you following me ?
Well just to make absolutely sure you all know I lead a perfectly normal life, uneventful even, here is a picture of an unmade bed (it's there if you look carefully) very Tracey Emin, minus all the other touches which made her an overnight sensation !
You see I have a rather large influx of visitors tomorrow so its been all hands (mine) to the pump and I'm still a few beds unmade, still a few spots to hit with the duster. My last guests have managed to jam a very ancient lock which is causing me some distress, I DID tell you who they were didn't I ? jolly well ought to have done the ********
Anyway someone kindly suggested that a bikini which features on one of my (in)famous blogs was quite possibly mine and I went off and cried and had to stop myself from offering them a free holiday at Le Chateau. So if it's not your bikini then I hear you think to whom does it belong ?
Well for heavens sake it's mine, I don't HAVE to wear it do I ? and where would you have got the impression I ever had the time !
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Blossom xx
p.s. I really know what hard work visitors are, I sometime wonder why I do it!!
I imagine your guest had, yet again locked the bathroom dor to stop her wretched corgis drinking from the bidet as usual. Entre nous, don't you feel it would be a lot simpler if she just left a footman outside the salle de bain as she does at home or sent Phillip to walk the beasts whilst she ablutes.. Oh lord have I said too much!
Lovely picture
I have several swimmers that are mine and used to fit!! I keep them for sentimental reasons!!The VIP's buggered up the lock then - not used to opening doors themselves I shouldnt wonder!!
Am on the Bentley Owners case for you - they seem to plan ages in advance and their french trip is already arranged for June. My contact will soon be the Chairman!!
love mousie xx
Btw-I have put central heating on for an hour it is so cold and damp here!!
warm wishes
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We believe you, thousands wouldn't!
Even if youre working hard bet the weathers beter than here! I'm shuddering back in winter woolies
No bikinis for me!
Our weather is cool for this time of year. The forecast is always for 15-17C and then we end up with 12C and overcast. Everything is late this year - no lavendar here yet, just lots of green.